Monday, November 2, 2009

A couple days late...

In our family, instead of participating in anything Halloween related, we celebrate Reformation Day. We usually attend a Reformation Day party celebrating Martin Luther's 95 theses that set the Catholic church on fire, literally and figuratively.

On that theme, my grandma found this neat Reformation day song that is sung by the tune "Supercalifragilistic-expialadocious" :)

Note: If you don't understand the reformation and Martin Luther's life it won't make much sense and much of the humor will be missed. But, if you do, than ENJOY!

                           The Reformation Polka 

                                               by Richard Gebel



When I was just ein junger Mann I studied canon law;
While Erfurt was a challenge, it was just to please my Pa.
Then came the storm, the lightning struck, I called upon Saint Anne,
I shaved my head, I took my vows, an Augustinian! Oh, -
Chorus
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let’s start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!
When Tetzel came near Wittenberg, St. Peter’s profits soared,
I wrote a little notice for the All Saints’ Bull’tin board:
“You cannot purchase merits, for we’re justified by grace!
Here’s 95 more reasons, Brother Tetzel, in your face!” Oh-
Chorus
They loved my tracts, adored my wit, all were exempleror;
The Pope, however, hauled me up before the Emperor.
“Are these your books? Do you recant?” King Charles did demand,
“I will not change my Diet, Sir, God help me here I stand!” Oh-
Chorus
Duke Frederick took the Wise approach, responding to my words,
By knighting “George” as hostage in the Kingdom of the Birds.
Use Brother Martin’s model if the languages you seek,
Stay locked inside a castle with your Hebrew and your Greek! Oh-
Chorus
Let’s raise our steins and Concord Books while gathered in this place,
And spread the word that ‘catholic’ is spelled with lower case;
The Word remains unfettered when the Spirit gets his chance,
So come on, Katy, drop your lute, and join us in our dance! Oh-

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Camping adventures: Day 1

This is the account of 7 guys adventures' while camping at Fort Robinson and Toad Stool Park as recorded by Seth. The names of these guys were Michael, Benjamin, DJ, Micah, Josiah, Josh and me.

(Warning to reader: This may be lengthy, so kick back, relax, pour yourself a cup of coffee, hot chocolate or cider and enjoy!)

The night before we left Kearney behind, most of us guys had gotten less then six hours of sleep. I had some school to finish that night, but the other guys were packing, and very anxious to get started. This time, I made certain Benjamin did not pack for me. The last time we tried that, he brought me one set of clothes and nothing else for the entire vacation. Need I say more?

Thursday morning, some of us were itching to leave as early as 3 or 4 A.M! But Michael decided he wouldn't be our chauffeur until after 6:00. We were devastated, but submitted to his wise decision. Benjamin was in charge of the food preparations, Michael was driving, DJ was the substitute photographer, Micah was the electronics operations coordinator, Josiah was the mediator and Josh well... was Josh, and I attempted to maintain some level of organization.

Waking up at 5 A.M., we got everything packed into the van. Or so we thought. Michael and Benjamin would tell you that I was slow packing and was the reason we left at around 6:30 instead of the original six. I would tell you that it is a good thing, or we wouldn't have had more than one flashlight and several other necessities.

For the first few hours of the trip, the road was largely shrouded in fog and darkness but it didn't seem to hinder Michael's driving. Partway there, Josh kindly informed us that the gas gauge didn't work. The check engine light came on during the trip, and the front passenger window didn't always roll up properly. Yes, the van was self-destructing as we went. :) But with dogged tenacity, we ignored the problems (like good boys) and kept pressing onward.

In the name of tradition, we cranked up the tunes all the way there and all the way back. This was not Bach, Mozart, but solid LOTR soundtrack music the whole trip! Michael's dedicated blackberry played the music while still feeding laptop's with internet access. Their was a brief respite in between tracks that some of us relished exceedingly.

A little further on, we finally saw blue sky trying to chase away the fog! Praise the Lord! It was truly glorious to see the sun again. :) Soon after, we stopped the van in the middle of the sandhills to take a "group photo". Other people driving past us, prolly thought we were more than slightly on the nutty side. After people saw the Nebraska plates, they either thought: 1: We were from from back east and had entertained the thought that Nebraska is all flat. (like a pancake) 2: We actually enjoy living in the happiest state in the country!


The sandhills are gorgeous for Nebraska. Don't get me wrong. But it doesn't compare with the ocean, or the Grand Canyon. But this is probably a good thing because, in both cases, it is the dwelling of some pretty scary, unhappy people. :)


DJ had taken shotgun and was happily taking numerous photos of pretty much anything in sight. But especially trains and sandhills. I could hear the camera shutter going off almost constantly. I was in the back seat diligently preparing for the next discipleship hour series: the sacraments! What fun!!

Three passengers had brought laptops: Michael, Benjamin, and Micah. Michael used his to play his favorite game Notepad ++ (web design code editor). Josh, in the back seat first asked Benjamin to use his laptop. He claimed that "He was sooo bored and must have a computer to play games or he would die!" Benjamin flatly denied his pleadings. Then Josh tried his puppy dog begging with Micah. At first, Micah also refused, but after Josh nagging him constantly, Micah consented and used his fingerprint to allow him access. After this episode, Josiah and I were very thankful we had left our laptops behind. :)


During the trip, we watched the video from the previous Fort Robinson and Toad Stool park trip. After watching it a few minutes, Josiah decided to make it more exciting and increase the playback speed. It was hilarious watching us get things done so fast! Cooking was another story... :D One favorite line comes from when I was hiding from the other guys out on the rocks. When they found me, I calmly stated, with hand motions, "beauty plus shade equals comfort." hehe... They won't let me forget that one.

Benjamin informed us that he had, yet again, forgotten the can opener but assured us that we had an axe and a hatchet. He also informed us that his rigid tradition had forced him to purchase the exact same ingredients as last time: cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, and pasta. I was bracing myself for a repeat of the disaster he concocted last time. lol jk Ben.

At least your food was edible, I have made some umm... (food is a too pleasant noun) grub not fit for human consumption! I wouldn't have even fed it to our dog for fear it would die from a heart attack! Okay... slight exaggeration there.

From all appearances, it seemed Michael had not begun his vacation yet. He kept answering business related calls from frantic customers desperately needing their problems repaired. Plus, his secretary (his mom) needing him to be at her beckoning call for a majority of the trip. Now that's dedication! *Claps Michael on the back*

By this time, we were about two hours away from our destination. Beside the road we could see several foot drifts of snow. We were praying all the poison ivy had died and Benjamin would not have to be under extreme caution. (He is extremely sensitive to poison ivy oils) But, that was not to be, and Benjamin still came back with some average sized welts on his right arm.

Michael claimed we were almost there, but looking out the window we could see only cornfields and farmhouses. Those of us that had gone last time remembered that the scenery change was sudden. One moment we see the typical Nebraska countryside, and the next BUTTES! ohh... They were soo pretty! Both sides of the road were lined with the monsters in some places.

We finally arrived at Fort Robinson and parked in the same spot as last year, walked up to the park office the same way, and later stayed at the same campsite. The road to the campsite involves literally driving through two streams that run across the road. After safely making it through the first stream, the second stream appeared to be deeper, but Michael was confident we would be fine. Josh and DJ wanted Michael to race through it, but Michael wisely took his time.

It was a good thing too, because driving over the hidden bumps rapidly could have seriously done damage to the vehicle and it wasn't ours to break.

After making it to our campsite, we carefully and delicately unpacked everything and organized it into one neat pile. umm... maybe not. Maybe in my dream, but here is a more accurate description.

After we arrived, everyone hastily scrambled out and began chucking everything out of the van as fast as possible. We resembled dogs digging for a bone! Except we were digging for a very different reason. We then threw everything into one large pile, called it good, and made some lunch. :) Yes, order had been thrown out the window!


Ignoring the mess, we set out after lunch to hike the massive, magnificent buttes for several hours. Everyone except Josh had taken a water bottle. He quickly regretted that decision. I was very thankful that we at least hiked the opposite direction from the previous time. It was a lot of fun climbing one butte and gazing at the beauty around us. This pattern was oft repeated yet didn't lose its excitement.

Michael and I enjoyed our vacation surfing the web, and communicating with friends and family on our blackberries. Michael, while speaking with his mother, wasn't paying attention at one point and walked straight into a tree branch. I stepped in several holes while using my phone, but somehow avoided walking into anything.

After several hours of this, and losing three of the guys that were frustrated with our slow progress, we reunited and carefully made our way back down to the van. We were exhausted after endlessly climbing and descending numerous buttes.

We decided that our game plan was the following: prepare and eat supper before sunset and briefly return to th buttes to capture the beautiful sunset before it sunk below the horizon. Well... God foiled my plans, and slightly modified everyone else's.

In the process of gathering burning material, we found some excellent firewood just across another small stream that was too wide to jump. While some of us attempted other crossing methods, I wandered downstream and found a suitable crossing point where I could just barely jump across. I then proceeded to toss the usable firewood across the stream to the other boys.

Finding a fallen tree I carried it over to the waiting boys and made a bridge. Both Josh and Benjamin came across with the hatchet and chopped some more wood. Without wanting to travel downstream again, I decided to use the bridge that had already undergone a successful test by two people. I gingerly stepped onto the tree (about 6-8 inches wide) and took my first very wobbly step. About halfway across, I felt me balance quickly becoming less steady and lunged back toward the shore. Kir-Splash!! I had managed to keep the top half of me dry, preserving my phone and wallet, but the rest of me was soaked to the skin. I had sunk at least a foot into the muddy depths of the stream and was quite a sight to behold.

My only pair of shoes were soaked and this was only the first day of the trip! What was on my plate for the rest of the trip I wondered. More blood was spilt from that fall for me than the rest of the trip despite much more "risky business" ahead. I dejectedly made my way the rest of the way across the river and back to camp where the rest of the guys were beginning to cook supper.

I had missed the can opening ceremony with axes and hatchets, but was present for Michael's infamous cooking technique. So after I had hung my shoes and socks to dry from a tree, I walked back to the fire and witnessed Michael force blow the reluctant soup out of the cans. It was highly amusing. After cooking the noodles, and warming the two before mentioned soups, we would mix them all together into one tasty meal!

Because the supper preparations were taking too long, Michael and Josiah went and took photographs before sunset. For some odd reason, we throughout the trip was could never find the right utensil and almost always used the wrong one. In this case, for some odd reason we could only find forks. It was difficult, but is much better than chop sticks! Most of us ate Benjamin's delicious recipe, but Josh refused to eat the food. He claimed he wasn't hungry. This time the soup wasn't as watery as last time and was, dare I say it, almost perfect!

After we had finished supper, Michael and Josiah came back and announced that after getting beds ready we would get some ice cream!

Backtracking slightly, after hanging up my only shoes to dry, and not wanting to ruin a pair of socks in the park, I walked in bare feet while the October temperature dropped quite drastically. While the boys were gone photographing, I was wrapped up in a blanket because my feet were soo cold! Hearing we were getting some ice cream and not wanting to miss the excitement, I dedicated a pair of black socks to wear for the dessert trip. :)


This was the second time, I saw people giving us strange looks. I mean, who gets Ice Cream in the middle of October and on top of that, wears only socks! I was the worst, but all of us had a disheveled appearance after our adventures. We didn't know where to find ice cream, so we first tried the gas station. We had only just entered when the manager takes one look at us gazing longingly at the ice cream sandwiches and recommends we get soft serve ice cream somewhere else. She recommended a convenient place just down the road. Stabbs Drive in, they called it. hehe...


A sign in the window welcomed us with the guarantee that "We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes." The poor lady that waited on us. She prolly also thought we were nuts ordering Ice Cream and choosing to eat it outside in October. After shivering all through that frozen treat, most of us had been tortured enough for one day and were ready to crash.

Reaching camp again, Michael only, at first, heard a strange noise in the distance that sounded like a baboon, and another noise that started low and they gradually moved up the scale. It was a little freaky. For Josh, it didn't help matters that we were sleeping about 50 feet from a graveyard. hehe...

We finally got to sleep and prepared for the adventures the next day had in store.

To be continued...

Friday, October 23, 2009

My wedding story



This is a video taken by my blackberry, so the quality leaves a lot to be desired. The video begins right as C is informing her brother on the phone to be at the wedding today and bring his tux. :D This is after she has been denied confirmation from her father.

The point in the video when I burst into fits of laughter is when C is pointing at me to be both her groom and best man. :)

Update:  If you haven't yet watched the video, you must comment and let me know. It is no longer viewable because it has been removed from the public youtube channel.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

A txt'ing wonder

This is from Neowin.net. It is one of the websites I regularly visit for technology news. :)

"MobileCrunch is reporting that an anonymous AT&T subscriber in the US sent 662,000 txt messages in August and received a 12,000 paged paper bill."

If you have time, you should watch the 5 minute video below that actually shows the bill and the phone he used. Pretty ridiculous...



Reading youtube comments, this person claims to have not used any automated system to receive or send txt messages and also claims that he didn't send any messages to more than one recipient!! Yes, he had unlimited txt messaging. *sigh of relief*

Please...Please... with all your txt messages, don't try to surpass this nut! :P

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Teenage conclusion and celebration

Well, the last few days of my teen years have been rather uneventful and most memorable. Let me begin with a few events from Thursday.

Thursday morning beginning about 11:30, I drove my car to Big O tires to have my tires replaced. The original time estimate was about 1 hour. Since I didn't want to wait there unproductively, I contacted Mrs. Tillotson and asked if someone could come and pick me up. She tentatively said yes, and attempted contacting people. Benjamin was called at least 3 times, he didn't answer, K was called several times, she didn't answer.

Benjamin was washing windows just a few miles away from Big O. Finally, Mrs. Tillotson came and picked me up. Just as we were about to leave, Benjamin drives past in the van. Grrr...

We went back to the house, ate lunch and Kristin drove me back to Big O to pick up my tires. I saw my car was still in the bay with the mechanics. I sighed, and sat down in the waiting room. I sat there for quite some time quite content but a little frustrated.

After a few consultations with the mechanics about additional necessary repairs, they finally announced my car was finished around 3:30. So much for one hour. lol The rest of the day was pretty uneventful.

Friday morning I was determined to understand my confusing accounting course by having Rance as my tutor. In his words, he was "determined to shoot Seth if he doesn't learn accounting and wastes my time in the process :)"

With this in mind, I wandered to my car, started it, but wasn't going anywhere very fast. To my dismay, my car was obviously leaning to the right. I exited, and found my front, passenger tire was completely flat! I located my jack, and attempted to replace the tire.

It had a terrible time getting the tire replaced. First, my car didn't leave enough clearance to insert the jack, then I couldn't figure out how to use my jack, so I borrowed the neighbors jack and finally got the drivers side jacked up.

With that accomplished, I retrieved several hand weights from the garage and gradually moved the jack to the correct side. If Ben and Michael had been there, I would have had a reason to lift up my car, but they were both gone.

I had a few more minor difficulties, but I finally got my donut mounted. By that time, it was 11:30 and Algebra class was scheduled in a half hour. With all the weight on that puny little tire, it resembled a balloon being squeezed ready to burst at any moment. I didn't trust it, and decided to ride on two wheels instead of four.

With everything that had happened so far, I just laughed when I located my bike and found the back tire totally flat. lol! Thankfully, it held air for long enough to get to school and back. But it felt almost flat when I finally returned.

I decided to bring my car back to Big O and have the problem diagnosed. Considering my donut's appearance, I crawled across town at less than 25 mph, taking mostly side streets. Upon reaching Big O, I described my problem to the mechanics.

Nearby, two young ladies exclaimed that they had the same problem. They had new tires mounted on thursday, and today one of them was flat. Another guy piped up, that he had new ones mounted on Wed. and already had a flat. Obviously something was wrong!

I was assured that it would be a free checkup and replacement if necessary and given a 30 minute estimation. This time I was prepared, I had brought my business textbook to study while I was waiting. Fifteen minutes later, my tire was remounted and I was all ready to leave. So much for being productive!

Inquiring about the problem, I was told that "the tire core was loose" whatever that means. lol I was relieved that it wasn't my fault this time. :)

The next day was my birthday. I woke up Saturday morning with a long list to accomplish. It wasn't my plan to leave the house until much later in the day. But, after breakfast I received a perplexing txt message from Lesley requesting that I take a break and walk out to the driveway.

Not wanting to come out unprepared for an ambush or something, I exited the side door and made my way to the driveway. At first, I didn't see anything unusual. Everything was in its proper place. But, then I saw it.

Gazing across the street I burst into fits of laughter. My car had been mysteriously redecorated with hot pink window paint, glitter, and numerous hearts. Unfortunately the dew had smothered the writing, but the message could still be read. Here are some pictures of the damage.







The Tillotson's also made me some delicious non-tillotsonized (unhealthy) beef stroganoff and lemon cake for lunch. Just in case I forgot my age, I was also given 20 rather curious presents. It was a very broad assortment of items. Among them were: rubberbands, taco seasoning mix, notebooks, jalapenos, calculator, hot chocolate, highlighters, baked beans, giant paper clips, etc. It was fun unwrapping them all.

Well, that is my story! A big thanks to all who participated and made my 20th birthday unforgettable! Thanks! :)

Monday, August 31, 2009

A funny disclaimer

There is something wrong with the world. disclaimers, funny or otherwise, should not be necessary. We all know it. We all see it every day. Death and sickness is all around us. What happened? The answer is that this world (including us) have fallen deep into a chasm and can’t clamber back up on our own strength.

“None is righteous, no, not one;
no one understands;
no one seeks for God.
All have turned aside; together they have become worthless;
no one does good, not even one.” Romans 3:10-12

We are enslaved within this chasm with no escape route except one thin thread that extends upward. As we look up, the way seems endless and treacherous. The thread looks very weak and unable to hold our weight.  

“Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few.” Matthew 7:13-14

You have heard stories that one day a man came from above the chasm, suffered, and even died while hanging that little thread for those who would only believe in Him. The only escape route. Yet, believing in that thread is impossible! Or was it?

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.” John 3:16

Yet, something grips your heart like an unbreakable iron clasp. All your disclaimers aside, you now understand that you are the reason this Man came. Shamefully, you look at yourself and realize that you are indeed broken and can’t do anything good. You plead for someone to stand in your place before the great Judge!

For there is one God, and there is one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus,” 1 Timothy 2:5

This force compels you to grab hold of the thread and climb up. The people around you mock you and utter profanities against you. Yet, you are incapable of turning back now. An irresistible force is pushing you up the thread, up out of the abyss. You can still hear the mocking but it is becoming more distant now.  Now you see that others have gone up before you and have also had similar experiences. As you converse with them, you find out that this Man, Jesus Christ, died for you and has prepared a bountiful inheritance for you.
But wait? A inheritance, but I never knew this Man!

Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in Christ with every spiritual blessing in the heavenly places, even as he chose us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and blameless before him. Ephesians 1:3-4
Ahh… you are right.
But he knew you! He chose you to and gave you this blessed inheritance!
What inheritance?

In love he predestined us for adoption as sons through Jesus Christ, according to the purpose of his will, to the praise of his glorious grace, with which he has blessed us in the Beloved. Ephesians 1:5-6

So, this man that I have never known as adopted me into his family and rescued me from that abyss?
Yes, that is right! But that is not all.

Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! According to his great mercy, he has caused us to be born again to a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, to an inheritance that is imperishable, undefiled, and unfading, kept in heaven for you, who by God's power are being guarded through faith for a salvation ready to be revealed in the last time. 1 Peter 1:3-5

Wow! So, part of this inheritance is going to heaven! What did I do to deserve that?
Nothing! Don’t you understand? He was merciful to us and gave this gift to us.
Praise be to the God and Father who has chosen to rescue us and bless us!

haha... This is me again. I thought I would write a brief post describing a disclaimer I was required to sign before I could participate in my Information Security course here at the college. The following are some excerpts from this agreement.

It first mentions the consequences this class can have if the info is abused intentionally or accidentally. The consequences are: "breaches of security, damage to data or other undesirable results."

hehe... funny. It is sad that people must be told the obvious results bad decisions can produce. :)

And then it goes on and lists several rules that me, as a student, must obey.

1. Understands that any coursework, including lab experiments, may be carried out on a public/private network that is used by people in organizations to complete their work.

To put it in English, I must understand that all homework done for this class is being replicated and sent over insecure networks that are also utilized by many different individuals.

2. Examine/use specific assigned course accounts for privacy vulnerabilities.

Essentially, I may only use the class examples as resources for locating and exploiting security holes. Bummer!

3. Report any security vulnerabilities discovered to the course instructor(s) immediately, and not disclose them to anyone else.

This one is self-explanatory. Any security holes I find must be reported immediately to my teacher.

4. Maintain confidentiality of any private information learned through the course.

This one doesn't deserve an explanation, but the last two were my favorites.

5. Hold harmless and does not pursue any legal action against the course instructor(s) and Central Community College for any consequences of this course.

Essentially, the college is not responsible for when I am lugged off to prison for hacking the pentagon's website. hehe...

6. Do not attempt to perform any actions or use skills learned in this course in a malicious manner.

hehe... And I thought I had plans for all this new knowledge I would be gaining. Unfortunately, those plans have been dashed to pieces. :)

Over all, college is going well so far. One week down, 14 to go!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Interesting visitor

Well this week is off to a great start. It is my last week before school begins again and I have already had a very interesting experience. One of those things that doesn't happen every day.

This guy has been coming into our shop regularly. His name is Ron Haubold. We have assisted him with his I-pod, and his two computers a number of times. Anyway, this time he relates to me quite a narrative. Hold on to your hats folks! Here we go...

He starts out by saying that his lawyer is using ancient software and should be convinced to upgrade. He then hands me an external enclosure for a desktop hard drive and launches into his story.

Either Friday or Saturday night, Ron was parked behind our shop in the alley hijacking our wireless internet. He explained that he couldn't connect anymore at the library and had to get his Photoshop working. So while he was sitting there in his car, a neighborhood cop drives up and asks him what he is doing. Ron mentions that he is updating photoshop, and the cop notices that the right seat in Ron's car is missing. Ron explains that he took his seat out to haul boards from Menards to his house and hasn't put it back in yet. The cop goes back to his car and radios to another cop. Once he comes, they end up taking his license away. They leave after promising him that he can do whatever he wants now.

Ron, in a loud voice, announces that he is fed up with Kearney and wants to leave the state as soon as possible. He tells me that he is going to pick up his police report and high tail out of the state without his license and go to Prom-e-tary Lake, KS to fish. (spelling??)

He had already found renters for his apartment in Kearney and would have to vacate in the beginning of September.

I cautioned him to obey the law and legally go through the hoops to obtain his license again. If he was caught without his license he would most certainly go to jail. But I really doubt he will heed my advice.

Apparently he has been in trouble with the law before after leaving the scene of an accident back in MO and having his license terminated. He explained to me all the details of that ordeal too, but that would be another newspaper.

What struck me the most out of this experience is that Ron told me all this knowing that I could easily go to the police station and have him apprehended when he drives without his license. I mean, he told me where he lived, where he was going, what kind of vehicle he was driving, and mentioned he would be hauling his boat which equaled a total of 28,000 pounds.

In addition, he told me that once he gets out of the state he will go from county to county asking for a new drivers license until they give him one. If necessary he will lie and change the last letter of his last name to T if they refuse to give him one with his real name.

Well everyone, this will be the last week of frequent blogging. I will try to keep you all updated with my life with at least one post every other week, but it will be toned down rather drastically. I doubt I will be writing long newspapers for quite awhile. So some of you can heave a great sigh of relief and the rest of you may mourn greatly. ;)